Join the shitstorm which is AmericaSpeakingOut

Ok I just heard about this story so the details may not be entirely be accurate but apparently the Republicans decided to create a website so regular Americans, like me, you, and the Asians, can send and post suggestions. The site is called http://www.americaspeakingout.com and all you do is post ideas so the Republicans can make their policy based on your suggestions!

I guess they are trying to be more than a reactionary party to Obama buuuuuuut really the internet? You are asking the internet for a fucking platform? Hmm, I wonder what happens when you give people a wide open forum about politics on the internet? I don't care what your political afflitiations are, but no political party should do something so damn stupid.


As you can guess, it first got infested with tea party protesters, but as soon as the liberals came, true hilarity ensued. Good luck trying to find which suggestions are serious and which ones are great works of sarcasm.


"The problem is that our borders are no longer expanding. What happened to Manifest Destiny people?!? Why do we even have a border with Mexico? Latin America is falling to the GLOBAL LEFT, and on OUR WATCH. We could have 50 more states, easy. Maybe more. "

"A 'teacher' told my child in class that dolphins were mammals and not fish! And the same thing about whales! We need TRADITIONAL VALUES in all areas of education. If it swims in the water, it is a FISH. Period! End of Story."

"Get off my lawn!"

"Terrorists abroad are not as great a threat as leftists at home. "

"I should have the right to name my children using numbers. If I want to name my child l33t, I should be able to name him that, darsh gone it. Who is the guberment to say that I can't name my children using numbers? "

"Illegal immigrants come here primarily for one reason; jobs. Heavily fine any employer, contractor, sub-contractor that employs them and the economic incentive will dissapear. Why is the US Chamber of Commerce against this idea? "

"Make English our official language. It has been up for vote twice and did not pass. Why"

Ok...they're not that hard to discern...

But the best so far is...



"We need to train an army of Ninja Cats. Cats are natural born hunters and predators, and it is known that they indeed have 9 lives, many more than the typical human life (being one). They are also excellent at hiding themselves and would be ideal for sneaking into countries and assassinating communist leaders to lessen the ever growing threat of communism, finding key terrorist leaders and shattering the global terrorist network. In fact they could be potentially useful in the current Korean crisis. Loyal to their trainers, the cats could rain destruction and fear throughout the world, and if ever captured would never tell who they are serving. Finally, after they have solved the worlds problems, they could serve as border patrol and show unflinching resolve at keeping illegals where they belong, anywhere but here."


Why isn't this guy in charge at the Pentagon?

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